tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29412180212632124632024-02-08T03:21:17.194-08:00a nest of vipers crawling out of your mindUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-37653813897141534742009-01-18T07:24:00.000-08:002009-01-18T07:26:45.054-08:00WRITERS BLOCK ISSUE: 3PAGE ONE:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB31.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB31.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.1" ></a><br /><br />PAGE TWO:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB32.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB32.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.2" ></a><br /><br />PAGE THREE:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB33.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB33.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.3" ></a><br /><br />PAGE FOUR:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB34.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB34.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.4" ></a><br /><br />PAGE FIVE:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB35.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB35.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.5" ></a><br /><br />PAGE SIX:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB36.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB36.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.6" ></a><br /><br />PAGE SEVEN:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB37.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB37.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 3.7" ></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-59626735024833269082009-01-18T07:23:00.000-08:002009-01-18T07:24:08.388-08:00WRITERS BLOCK ISSUE: 2PAGE ONE:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB21.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB21.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 2.1" ></a><br /><br />PAGE TWO:<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB22.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB22.jpg" border="0" alt="WB 2.2" ></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-81575806181788266222009-01-18T07:20:00.000-08:002009-01-18T07:22:04.251-08:00WRITERS BLOCK ISSUE: 1THE BEGINNING<br />PART ONE OF SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WORKING ON:<br /><br />PAGE ONE<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB1.jpg" border="0" alt="Writers Block Page 1 &amp; 2" ></a><br /><br />PAGE TWO<br /><a href="http://s449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/?action=view¤t=WB2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq215/anestof/th_WB2.jpg" border="0" alt="Writers Block 1 Pages 3 &amp; 4" ></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-23618430367527539342008-11-05T10:50:00.000-08:002008-11-05T11:01:02.305-08:00http://www.freewebs.com/powerhouseandkeith/index.htm<br /><br />That was only 2003. haha, my flash animations are pretty awesome though, jason mouse. hahahahaha<br /><br />double heroes tonight, i need to keep updating this more.<br /><br />kristen bell is in a slave leia outlet in fanboys, fanboys sounded good anyway.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eXaR4wlGu3s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eXaR4wlGu3s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />i want to watch foot fist way though<br /><br />have been listening to loads of ramones tonight and reading russell brands articles of faith,<br /><br />i am enjoying it less the further the football season is going on, i prefer just like non football brand, i couldnt have less of a shitting clue about football<br /><br />http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY<br /><br />i love how that song begins, like mario<br /><br />andrew wk is one of the worlds greatest musicians ever<br /><br />I GET WET, is an amazing album, perfect pop in collision with pure headbanging genius<br /><br />its basically pantera with pianos done by the ramones.<br /><br />its good in that way<br /><br />I have ordered ghwt and am awaiting its imminent arrive.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xkpZ645ztl0&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xkpZ645ztl0&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />betcha cant play this is both awesome and annoying for the obvious reaons.<br /><br />fucking youtube is gaying up batter slag.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-60259795246362452222008-11-03T11:09:00.000-08:002008-11-03T11:17:55.863-08:00What ever happened to the translyvania twistI have bought loads of stuff recently,. i will attempt review a load of stuff really quickly and in teretesting.<br /><br /><br />MY NAME IS EAR L SERIES 3.<br /><br />as much as earl is earl and is good, here is hoping that series 4, jumps back to the series 1 list items format, it was ncie to have a tv show that just doesnt folllow long formats<br /><br />30 rock is very funny<br /><br />THE NEW BLEEDING THROUGH ALBUM, DECLARATION<br />IS JUST TOO DEATH METAL, IT FEELS LIKE A WASTE OF BRENDANS VOICE, BUT I FIGURE IT IS TO AVOID METALCORE BACKLASH<br />MUCH THE SAME AS TRIVIUM DO, BUT ALA TRIVIUMS WORK BETTER AS THEY HAVE MORE COMPROMISE<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fm0fpSPI8Ug&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fm0fpSPI8Ug&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />THAT ON THE OTHER HAND IS VERY GOOD. A GROWER.<br /><br /><br />GHOST TOWN IS FUCKING SHIT.<br /><br />GOURMET BURGER IS AWESOME<br /><br />I DIDNT SEE NO SQUIRRREELLLUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-91936755857668597592008-10-20T11:02:00.000-07:002008-10-20T11:03:55.349-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDc-1zfffMw&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oDc-1zfffMw&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />The composer of that song is dead, the world loses a hero.<br /><br />http://www.hottoys.com.hk/product.php?cat=66&pid=394<br /><br />could that look anymore like aaron eckhart?<br /><br />big review of stuff coming later this week.<br /><br />yes that zack and miri thing is gay, but i took the time to do it. so fuck it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-38636424336522450202008-10-09T11:51:00.000-07:002008-10-09T12:07:16.494-07:00one day festivalMetallica<br />Mighty Boosh<br />Megadeth<br />David Cross<br />Queens Of The Stone Age<br />Ricky Gervais<br />Pipettes<br />Evile<br />Ross Noble<br />Fozzy<br /><br /><br />http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9h16JTxOUU&feature=related<br /><br />after meeting rich ward i am on a bit of an obsession.<br />the picture i took turned out shit though.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-68093133062935359102008-10-09T11:27:00.000-07:002008-10-09T11:44:19.536-07:00The Sarah Silverman Program Series 1As a series, the show is both hit and miss.<br /><br />MISSES<br />The humour is not really as strong as SS stand up work, it is hard to transform her humour into a sitcom format though.<br /><br />Underused cast, Brian Posehn is criminally underused, but he is easily one of the top 5 standups of all time so thats probably why. Live In Nerd Rage is one of the best stand up cds ever imo.<br /><br />Dodgy act formula, shitty american break fades in a tv show suck. ruin everything american. fading to black is not an appropriate act break<br /><br />broad humour. the show drifts from extreme and sublime to middling fart gags (and i love farts)<br /><br />The songs grate on me a bit, i'm sure if you love josh whedon you'll love the arrangements, on the big songs anyway (poop song and the lesbian song are good) but sarah silverman sings like josh whedon songs. all american musical shit. annoys me. but the gags are always good/<br /><br /><br />HIT<br /><br />when its funny its really funny<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798971/">Sarah Silverman</a></b>: If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, we'll be able to put everyone with AIDS on the moon!<br /><br />the cast. it has brian fucking posehn and zach galafinakis in it. as well as sarah silverman, its only missing patton and david cross and its like the coolest american comedians ever. (Demetri suits FotC better)<br /><br />Karate Lessons, every episode apart from the 'first' non pilot are really good.<br /><br />the subverting/inverting eating the sitcom spitting out the format thing, it is sitcom and then abuses it, but then is a sitcom, its odd, but good.<br /><br />sarah silverman, she just is great, even when she is bad she is funny. so it doesnt matter.<br /><br />the loch ness monster<br /><br />"i'm gonna change him from a homeless person to a real person"<br /><br />boundary pushing more aids jokes per minute that aint scene boys going AIDS LOLZ are good.<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798971/">Sarah Silverman</a></b>: I've done some drinkin', some druggin'. Tried it in the butt one or nine times.<br /><br />talking to doug at night<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUP3HoaM86E&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nUP3HoaM86E&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />probably being over critical in a world where how i met your mother is being made. but what the hell.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-22914808427815639252008-10-08T11:45:00.000-07:002008-10-08T12:04:46.076-07:00Boosh2.<br /><br />Saw in Both sheffield and motherfucking york. i am one cool dude, even if i do, and i do say so.<br /><br />that is my braggging out of the way.<br /><br />i havent done this in a while, but for no reason in particular, i dunno why, i bought a new guitar though, jackson 30je kelly mode. it is fucking awesome, i am feeling a little under the weather.<br /><br />david cross says he drank for three constant years<br /><br />shut up you fucking baby is amazing.<br /><br />tropic thunder - 9/10<br />same for pineapple express<br /><br />kiss kiss bang bang is amazing, it is really good /noir,<br /><br />and rounding off robert downey jr related posts<br /><br />a scanner darkly.<br /><br />rdj and woody harrelson steal the film. poor shitty keanu reeves.<br /><br />also ghot back into gta4. man it is amazing. so good.<br /><br />stress is becoming of a man.<br />i eat stress and shit out tiny balls of constipation.<br /><br />fact.<br /><br /><br />mAYBE, SOMEDAY I WILL EAT IT ALL AND POOP OUT ALL THE STRESS EVER<br /><br />POOP IT BACK AND FORTH.<br />WATCH ME YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW.<br /><br />EMPIRE DID a top 500 films and i have seen 127 of them, roughly seen more but only like half and shit like that<br /><br />here are my top 13 right now<br /><br />scoped out, so its not just kevin smith, GDT, shane meadows and robert rodriguez<br /><br />person whos films probably wiill be in there when more come out<br /><br />Rian Johnson<br /><br />1. Dark Knight - The Best Film Ever, COLD HARD FACT<br />2. Clerks - Honesty.<br />3. From Dusk Till Dawn - Tone and style<br />4. Leon - 3 of the best performances in a film from Oldman/Reno/Portman<br />5. Empire Strikes Back - a series of down endings<br />6. Planet Terror - the most fun in a film<br />7. Brick - Cool dialogue/direction<br />8. Dead Mans Shoes - Paddy Consadine Fucking Ace<br />9. Hellboy II: The Golden Army - The best comic book movie ever <span style="font-size:78%;">(DK is not comic book it transcends it)</span><br />10. Chasing Amy<span style="font-size:100%;"> - WHY EVERY OTHER ROM COM IS SHIT</span><br />11. Devils Rejects - I forgot about this and halloween they are up there as greatest films too<br />12. Halloween - See above<br />13. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - <span style="font-size:85%;">A great balance to chasing amy, something mainstream done well<br /><br />Honorable mention 2 V for Vendetta<br />and watchmen will be in here once i have seen it,.<br /><br /></span>RERATDED<br />RETARDED<br />DTDRERAT<br /><br /><br />MY COOPY OF SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM HAS SHOWN UP IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO SARAH SILVERMAN IS HERE AND KNOWS HER STAND UP, YOU ARE COOL, IF YOU DONT, I AM COOLER THAN YOU<br /><br />Jessica Alba Catwoman?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-54671592682930445282008-09-18T13:39:00.000-07:002008-09-18T13:40:24.245-07:00what video games was hitler playing<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w9IWl59CR2s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w9IWl59CR2s&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-75868538904301471172008-09-18T12:53:00.001-07:002008-09-18T13:13:07.910-07:00GospelThe Virgin Mary appeared before me and raped me.<br /><br />david cross is really fu(cking)nny (does that work, no i guess not)<br /><br />Watched rocknrolla last night<br /><br />positives<br /><br />toby kebbell (as good as he is in dms)<br />tom wilkinson on top form<br />humour like lsa2sb and snatch<br />in general a return to form<br /><br />negatives<br />starts well ends appallingly, looks like it could be a good ending and then just sets its self up for a sequel, but no real concrete ending, it just kind of shoots its self in the foot.<br /><br />guitar stand didnt turn up today, but did, i rang up to rebook and the woman couldnt understand i was okay with leaving it in the back garden, it was a sugar shit nightmare, the good gthing being though that the computer i talked to was well good, it actually understood what i was saying. and i mumble a lot.<br /><br />PLASE TELL ME YR POSTCODE<br />DONT SAY A FOR APEL JUST SAY THE LETTARS<br /><br />a for apple, what the fuck<br /><br />I SAD DONT SAY A FOR APPEL<br /><br />a for apple...<br /><br />I. I<br /><br />a.<br /><br />A FOR APPEL<br /><br />you're doing it now<br /><br />EXCLUDE ME FROM THE VINTAGER, HELPING SOME OF THE OTHER 5 BIKLION PEOPLE ON PLANET<br /><br />sorry, can i speak to a real person now<br />______________________________________________________<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><ol><li><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: times new roman;">CART</span></span></li></ol>_____________________________________+++++++++<br />CARRRRRRRRRRRT<br /><br /><br />electricity make me a ghost, power my little golf cart as i glide around<br />shopping centre security at its finest, i geordie green am one solid gold pimp,<br /><br />fucking wheels on the kerb shit, something, shouldnt have drank so much<br />drinking on the job is easy through this night though, i am a solid gold pimp<br /><br />may i never fucking, rust, does gold rust... do the old rust? shit i am good<br />must mop the skidmarks up later, no one will know then, the bump will pop out<br /><br />fuckinh chipped nailpaints, fucking ar shit, fuck, bumping bollard cock sword<br />calm down, it'll be okay, just like say a dog jumped out, yeh silly to stress out<br /><br />fgucba fff, balls, that noise, shit, wait... ... ... no br no broken glass gone yet<br />just go back to sleep again, shit, what them kids doing. FUCK OFF, all gone.<br /><br />fucking hell, shit, light, 3,30am, get some coofffeeeee, will be okay, fuck the<br />cast cart itsall mashed up, i'll be okay, fucking dog jumped out and i swerved<br /><br />sbs yeah, yeah, i mean it was a fucking huge thing, must have got thrugh fence<br />i had a look couldnt find out, okay seeya tomorrow night, i am a solid gold pimpUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-47728080860018872562008-09-15T11:46:00.001-07:002008-09-15T12:01:28.850-07:00MwetallicadDeath Magnetic just gets better with every listen, probably their best album over all, good mix of material.<br /><br />all nightmare long has probably the best riffs. bouncy. but cyanide is so good, everything is so good, its just amazing.<br /><br />more shit about wolves<br /><br />four words, i fall down<br />a heart beats fast<br />i hit the ground<br />war head, is nothing less<br />screaming in agony,<br />somebody set him free<br /><br />pig heart, blood rush through<br />half true,messages sent from me to you<br />pinching pounds of pure pain<br />i am bound to this war again<br /><br />stuck fast, i search<br />what is it worth<br />stuck fast, i search<br />howling, from my bitter birth<br /><br />four words, i fall down<br />a heart beats fast<br />i hit the ground<br />war head, is nothing less<br />screaming in agony,<br />somebody set him free<br /><br />pregnant pain seeps across<br />land that weeps when i do not<br />can your win count as my loss<br />you cant forgive if you've forgot<br /><br />prowling proud i hide<br />behind my teeth and seeded eyes<br />outside the hills make me a monster<br />moon strikes full i warn you<br /><br />stuck fast, i search<br />what is it worth<br />stuck fast, i search<br />howling, from my bitter birth<br /><br />when can it be,<br />nothing more i see<br />silver bullet and haunted pride<br />face the enemy that is inside<br /><br /> stuck fast, i search<br /> what is it worth<br /> stuck fast, i search<br /> howling, from my bitter birth<br /><br /> four words, i fall down<br /> a heart beats fast<br /> i hit the ground<br /> war head, is nothing less<br /> screaming in agony,<br /> somebody set him free<br /><br /> four words, i fall down<br /> a heart beats fast<br /> i hit the ground<br /> war head, is nothing less<br /> screaming in agony,<br /> somebody set him freeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-56011334919952762442008-09-14T14:26:00.000-07:002008-09-14T14:38:23.216-07:00spider websSPIDER WEBS, CRIPPLE LEGS<br /><br />SHE FELL BEFORE<br />THERE WAS NOTHING MORE<br /><br />I MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE, BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH<br /><br />I TOUCHED HELL AND FELL BACK<br />I TOUCHED HELL AND FELL BACK<br /><br />I WAS WRONG,<br /> HELL BELONGS INSIDE ME<br />DECAPITATED WITH RENNIES<br />I AM RETARDED<br />NO ANTIBIOTICS<br />MONKEY IN THE TRAIN WINDOW<br />LIKE YOU WANTED<br /><br />INDIGESTION, A LESSON NEVER LEARNT<br />BUTCHERED ALL ABOVE<br />IN THE NAME OF LOVE<br />HUNGER FOR SOMETHING ELSE<br />BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH<br /><br />PUB QUIZ MACHINE<br />FELL APART<br />"DO YOU HAVE A HEART?"<br /><br />SHIT HAPPENED<br />I AM A DISCIPLE, BELIEVING IN THE FAMOUS FIVE,<br />FICTIONAL SAINT BY A NON BELIEVER<br />MAYBE YOU'LL WAKE UP<br /><br />MAYBE YOU'LL WAKE UP<br />WAKE UP<br />MAY BE<br />M<br />AY<br />BE<br />YOU'LL JUST TAKE IT OVER<br />GIVE IT TO YOUR SAVIOR<br />ON PAROLE FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR<br /><br /><br />WHO SAYS WHAT HAPPPENS<br />LOBOTOMISED BY CHANNEL 4<br />TAKING MORE AND MORE<br />NO NEED TO SETTLE THIS<br />MET A GIRL WHO COULD EAT MY FIST<br />REVENGE IS A PRODUCT OF A PATENT<br /><br />GREED AND EMPATHY<br />CHOKING ON PETROL FUMES<br />MAGIC MUSHROOMS<br />PUBLIC TOILET<br />CELEBRITY CANNOT AVOID ITUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-67841823985106475062008-09-14T13:17:00.000-07:002008-09-14T13:52:07.729-07:00METAL GODSTHE NEW METALLICA ALBUM IS FUCKING AMAZING, THE BOX MAGNETIC IS AMAZING AND A PHOTO WILL BE POSTED.<br /><br />WILL LISTEN TO THE ALBUM A FEW TIMES BEFORE THE REVIEW<br /><br />BUT THE NEW GROOVELADEN METALLICA FIRE OUT CLASSIC RIFFS, AS JAEOTRON SAID, ITS THE BEST ALBUM SINCE JUSTICE, ITS NOT A THRASH ALBUM AT ALL, BUT THE BEST MODERN METAL ALBUM<br /><br />IT TAKES THEIR ORIGINAL ROOTS THROWS IN THE BEST OF THE OLD, CHUG CHUG, AND SLAPS IN SOME DOOM METAL FOR GOOD MEASURE, KIRK HAMMETT SOLOS LIKE HE'S NEVER DONE BEFORE, TRUELY BLENDING HIS SPEED METAL AND BLUES ROOTS IN A WAY THAT MESHES WITH THE NEW VISION FOR METALLICA.<br /><br />LARS DRUMS.<br /><br />ENUFF SAID REALLY, THE SNARE DRUM DOESNT SOUND LIKE A DUSTBIN LID.<br /><br />HETFIELD FUCKS SHIT UP, LYRICALLY HE IS ON FORM. "INCINERATE CELEBRITY". END OF THE LINE IS PROBABLY THE STRONGEST FROM MY OPINION.<br /><br />CANT HEAR MUCH BASS BUTS WHATS NEW FOR TALLICA, LIVE IS WHERE TRUJILLO COMES INTO HIS OWN, BUT HIS WORK WITH SUICIDAL TENDANCIES CLEARLY POPS INTO THE GROOVE FACTOR<br /><br /><br />HERES HEAVY METAL AND HERES WHY ITS GOOD:<a href="http://www.nme.com/news/iron-maiden/39699"><br />http://www.nme.com/news/iron-maiden/39699</a><br /><br />WHICH LOSER INDIE BAND HAS DONE THAT,. URR NONE, DISCO CANT FLY PLANES, YOU TWATS.<br /><br />P-DIDDY FUCKER THOUGHT HE HAD A PLANE, DIDN'T. D-THE I- THE DOUBLE D THE WHY?<br />PRIVATE JET, TIMESHARE<br /><br />I THINK THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE CLASSIC METAL SHOULD ACTUALLY BE A SUBJECT TAUGHT AT SCHOOL, COS IT FUCKING RULES. I'D'VE GOT LIKE 100/50 ON THAT SHIT THOUGH, LIKE.<br /><br />FAITH NO MORE / STP KICK ASS. BOUGHT THESE DOUBLE CD THINGS WITH PURPLE/CORE AND ANGEL DUST/REAL THING, FOR A TENNER FROM HMV IN LIVERPOOL ONE (NOW NUMBER ONE HMV)<br /><br /><br />SOLO....<br /><br />FOR A guitar USER I SURE DEFAULT TO AIR DRUMS, I KICK ASS ON AIR DRUMS, SHIT ON REAL DRUMS. PROBLY WHY<br /><br />THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES NEARLY TURNS INTO COMMANDO AT A COUPLE OF POINTS, TALLICA COVERED IT ON ONE OF THE ST.ANGER SINGLES UK CD1 TO BE PRECISE,<br /><br />WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY - THE RAMONES TRIBUTE BY ROB ZOMBIE, IS THE BEST COVER ALBUM EVER.<br /><br />NICKED FROM WIKI<br /><br />RATED OUT OF 10<br /><br /><ol><li>"Havana Affair" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Chili_Peppers" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers">Red Hot Chili Peppers - 9<br /></a></li><li>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blitzkrieg_Bop" title="Blitzkrieg Bop">Blitzkrieg Bop</a>" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Zombie" title="Rob Zombie">Rob Zombie -10<br /></a></li><li>"I Believe in Miracles" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Vedder" title="Eddie Vedder">Eddie Vedder</a> & <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeke_%28band%29" title="Zeke (band)" class="mw-redirect">Zeke - 8<br /></a></li><li>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/53rd_%26_3rd" title="53rd & 3rd">53rd & 3rd</a>" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica" title="Metallica">Metallica -7 ( I KNOW A PRO TALLIC BLOG N ALL, BUT THE COVERS PROVIDED ON ST ANGER SINGLES COMMANDO/TODAY YOUR LOVE, GLUE, ARE A LOT BETTER)<br /></a></li><li>"Beat on the Brat" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U2" title="U2">U2 -6<br /></a></li><li>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Remember_Rock_%27n%27_Roll_Radio%3F" title="Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?">Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?</a>" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_%28band%29" title="Kiss (band)">KISS - 10 (KISS DO CHEAP POP BETTER THAN ANYONE)<br /></a></li><li>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_KKK_Took_My_Baby_Away" title="The KKK Took My Baby Away">The KKK Took My Baby Away</a>" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Manson_%28band%29" title="Marilyn Manson (band)">Marilyn Manson (ABORTION, GET THE DWARVES VERSION, AVAILABLE ON P2P AND INSANITY)<br /></a></li></ol><ol><li>"I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_%28band%29" title="Garbage (band)">Garbage</a></li></ol>INTERESTING BUT NOT WORTH DOING, THE VERSION FROM RNR HIGH SCHOOL IS BETTER<br /><ol><li>"Outsider" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Day" title="Green Day">Green Day</a></li></ol>GD SHOW WHAT THEY ARE, COPYISTS, TAKING IT A COVER AND MAKING IT THEIR BEST SONG<br /><ol><li>"Something to Believe In" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pretenders" title="The Pretenders">The Pretenders</a></li></ol>WANK<br /><ol><li>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheena_Is_a_Punk_Rocker" title="Sheena Is a Punk Rocker">Sheena Is a Punk Rocker</a>" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rancid_%28band%29" title="Rancid (band)">Rancid</a></li></ol>MADE ME HATE RANCID, LIKE EM OTHER WISE RUBY SOHO/SALVATION IN PARTICULAR<br /><ol><li>"I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Yorn" title="Pete Yorn">Pete Yorn</a></li></ol>WHY?<br /><ol><li>"<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_Sedated" title="I Wanna Be Sedated">I Wanna Be Sedated</a>" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Offspring" title="The Offspring">The Offspring</a></li></ol>TICKS ALL THE BOXES<br /><ol><li>"Here Today, Gone Tomorrow" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooney_%28band%29" title="Rooney (band)">Rooney</a></li></ol>ROONEY ARE GOOD, BUT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. FACT.<br /><ol><li>"Return of Jackie & Judy" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Waits" title="Tom Waits">Tom Waits</a></li></ol>ENTERTAINING<br /><br />"Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Frusciante" title="John Frusciante">John Frusciante</a> (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_track" title="Hidden track">hidden track</a>)<sup>*</sup><br /><br /><br />FUNERAL SONG, BEAUTIFUL BUT HORRIBLE<br /><br /><br /><br />AND OTHERS GET:<br /><br />"Daytime Dilemma (Dangers of Love)" - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Vedder" title="Eddie Vedder">Eddie Vedder</a> & <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeke_%28band%29" title="Zeke (band)" class="mw-redirect">Zeke</a><br /><br />NEVER HEARD, BUT ITS A BORING SONG NORMALLY<br /><br /><br />CANT WAIT TO HAVE A NEW MOSH TO TALLICA,<br /><br /><br />ALSO WENT TO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS T'OTHER DAY<br /><br />BETTER THAN SUPERBAD ON A PARALELL WITH FSM, WHICH IS NEARLY ON A PAR WITH K.SMITHS WORK, MEANING ZACK AND MIRI IS PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER<br /><br />EVERYONE LEFT BEFORE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS BY HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS STARTED, LOSERS.<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/">Dale Denton</a></b>: [<i class="fine">while hiding in the woods, on the run from Ted's henchmen</i>] Even if he found that roach, how could he find us? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/">Saul</a></b>: Um...heat-seeking missiles...bloodhounds...and foxes...barracudas... <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/">Dale Denton</a></b>: I'm just--I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/">Saul</a></b>: Thank you. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/">Dale Denton</a></b>: Not a compliment.<br /><br />I LIKE IMDB AND THE DUDE FROM NORWICH OR WHERE EVER WHO OWNS IT, HE KICKS ASS<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1144419/">Red</a></b>: You don't think I can handle danger? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/">Dale Denton</a></b>: What are you talking about? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/">Saul</a></b>: You can. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1144419/">Red</a></b>: I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this.<br />[<i class="fine">He shows them his shaved armpits</i>] <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1144419/">Red</a></b>: You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro. <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/">Dale Denton</a></b>: What's the significance of that? <br /> <b><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1144419/">Red</a></b>: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.<br /><br />MIGHT CHANGE THE BLOGS NAME TO I CAN TAKE DANGER<br /><br /><br />I AM IN METALLICA I FUCKING RULE.<br /><br />WWMD. :)<br /><br />UNFORGIVEN III - A THREEQUAL TO A SONG THAT RULES, SO GOOD.<br /><br />WATCHED THE FELLOWSHIP ON SATUDAY<br />THAT SHIT IS LAME,<br />SERIOUSLY, NO ONE CARES, BUNCH OF BALLS.<br />SO BORING, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING MIDGETS COULD SAVE IT<br /><br />SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IAN<br />YOU SHALL NOT PASS<br />SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IANUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-44698236466701697662008-09-11T10:27:00.000-07:002008-09-11T10:54:30.288-07:00Christ Compels youThey explode and i wheeze and vomit<br />my belly expands and sick mixes with the blood in my eyes<br />hungry it climbs up and smells of floor polish<br />my teeth clatter to the floor, hooked ended and coated in yellow<br />the wheelchair across the road skates by me, passenger on the floor<br />writhing and twisting they pierce me with shrieks of manic rage<br />the radio excretes snow, and foam gushes from the television set<br />i begin to float and stiffen i tumble to the floor<br />i convulse and blood flows up and out of me<br />feet turn into biro pens bound together with fiishing wires<br />horses moan with orgasmic pleasure as they fall down the stairs<br />I wish they'd stop.<br />I hope they stop.<br />The dinnerbell rings at half past five.<br />Everyone climbs into their cars and troops towards ayrs rock,<br />boats fill the seas and everyone marches foward<br />towards, on board my eyebrows lactate and i burp out ringtones like a digital canary<br />greedy bastard children munch on the steel and rust and poop out coins<br />ayrs rock swells and blemishes, a dalmation of rock<br />drawn in, we thin out and i push through the squelsch of the rock, cottage cheese.<br />in the middle now,<br />it booms and echoes and the sound eats me.<br />i wish they'd stop.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-90568750765246115072008-09-09T11:22:00.000-07:002008-09-09T11:57:02.737-07:00Cyanide<a href="http://www.metallica.com/index.asp?item=601167">http://www.metallica.com/index.asp?item=601167</a><br /><br />How awesome that song is is very. it is amazing, it was amazing live, cant wait for a less fuzzy one than this though, so shoddy a version the bit rate is far too low.<br /><br />rhythmically it is odd for metallica, its a metallica song with a homme groove. which is amazing. bounces along and then pops into the grit your teeth thrash riff. it kicks ass.<br /><br />i know it wont be here for like friday but i hope death in a box does turn up for then, it would rule.<br /><br />t shirtetc<br /><br />5 DISC WHITE ZOMBIE BOXSET OUT FOR CHRISTMASS THIS YEAR. LAURA, YOU'LL READ THIS , ITS KIND OF OBVIOUS BUT HEY OBVIOUS IS OBVIOUS.<br /><br />FEEL SLIKES IAM SMPELLING OBVIOUS WRONG, BUT PUTTING IT NEAR MISPELT WORDS MAKES IT LOOK CORRECT. WEIRD EH?<br /><br /><br />apparently the film version of american mcgees Alice is redrafted and they are shopping for a new studio. what chance they'll stand with no nispel and gellar is anyones chance. i mean smg as alice was the selling point of the film. so i dont know what they'll do to get it made. probably someone from something shit.<br /><br />BATMAN SEQUEL RUMOURS THAT SHOULD BE TRUE.<br /><br />michael caine has been taking the piss out of the pshoffman penguin and depp riddler rumours. but the daily mail took him seriously. i think it was the mail its normally the mail that is wrong<br /><br />CASTING DECISIONS:<br /><br />Steve Buscemi - Riddler (Has to be, would be perfect)<br />Ellen Page - Robin (Carrie Kelly Robin) - if they do a dark knight returns spin, dead two face and the hunted batman, seem to point to this alongside the sons of batmenesque copycats from dk.)<br />OR:<br />Joseph Gordon Levitt - Robin If its a dick grayson robin, or preferably JT, but no jt cos no joker<br />Sheri Moon Zombie - Catwoman (The only way they could pull off catwoman i think as the way she is, i feel, everyone else would be too straightlaced, cant think of a single actress who is actually better suited. i can think of bigger names, but i dont think they would actually be any good.<br /><br />on a similar theme<br /><br />Sid Haig as a mad bastard version of the penguin, would be amazing, but a bit of a stretch as is jonah hill. but alas, they are the two who i think would do an entertaining job.<br /><br />i wouldnt mind devito again, he was badass in returns.<br /><br /><br />Watched the lookout last night, was pretty good,<br /><br />Jeff Daniels would be a good penguin. penguins only person i am stuck on.<br />Amy Adams is blatantly Poison Ivy.<br /><br />anyway the lookout, really good gripping film nice and short time span, story had no fat on it, lean little film, JGL was amazing in it, as he tends to be in things, jeff daniels was the real standout though. the poster kind of makes the film out to be something it isnt. cool poses and what not, its not really a cool poses kind of film, it plays like a teenage memento heist movie, okay memory loss is the only thing they have in common but the gritty indie vibe seems to match the tone better. its not a slick heist movie, its a fucked one. i wont spoil the plot, but it is definately worth a watch.<br /><br />want a new guitar, <a href="http://www.jacksonguitars.com.au/guitars/JS30KE_Kelly/">this one</a><br /><br />IN BRUGE QUOTE OF THE DAY:<br /><br /><span style="font-family: verdana;">"Altogether, I've had five pints of beer and six bottles...no...six pints of beer and seven bottles, and you know what? I'm not even pissed."<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/63HZq85qe1Q&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/63HZq85qe1Q&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Clip from<span style="font-family: courier new;"> six shooter, which is just an ace short film by the same writer/director of inbruges/<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4mYDyJcLwMU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4mYDyJcLwMU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />The Day that never comes.<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICA</span></span><span style="font-family: verdana;"><span style="font-family: courier new;">METALLICAETXC<br /><br /><br />____<br /><br />LUKEWARMED KHEMIST<br />SEDATISED DENTIST<br />THE KHARMA OF EXISTENCE<br />A PUNCH FROM WHO MEANT IT<br />DENTAL HYGIENIST, CLEANING MY FECES<br />STRUCK OUT, SMACKED AS HE WENT IN WITH<br />METAL TONGS AND PINK CHUBBY FINGERS IN CONDOM GLOVE<br />USING PROTECTION HE TOOK IT FROM INSIDE OF ME<br />THE BEER WASNT STOPPING THE DENTISTRY<br />GUMS SOB BLOOD AS HE LAUGHS<br />LOOK LIKE A SLUG CUT IN A HALF<br />HE REPLACES THESE WITH WOLF TEETH AND SITS AND GUFFAWS<br />I FART AND BARF AND FALL TO THE FLOOR<br />THE GAS WEARS OFF.<br />I STAND AND STRIKE<br />THE BEER IS SPILT AND MOSS AND FAIRY SKIN COVERS THE HILL<br />THE RABBIT FALLS AND I TASTE IT,<br />THE WORK WAS WORTH IT, I AM HUNTING NOW AND NOT HUNGRY<br />NO MORE LUNCHABLES OR QUEUES<br />NO MORE MISTAKES ON PCS OR IN BOOKS<br />NO MORE PLASTERS OF WOUNDS ON FOOT.<br />I TAKE A SIP AT THE RABBITS BLOOD AND CHASE THE MOON<br />MCDONALDS SOON<br />I CAN DO THE DRIVE THRU TOMORROW<br />NO MORE FULL MOON<br /><br /></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-68129383383189307582008-09-04T10:18:00.000-07:002008-09-04T10:27:03.077-07:00supervillianI am supervillainous.<br />The definate article.<br />Broad brush strokes,<br />paint your opinions<br /><br />Choose to Wear<br />the terror of<br />poloshirts, and boots<br />stylish in industrial estates<br /><br />we laugh, we fuck around<br />we taunt the flaccid rubber membranes with air<br />pursing their thin lips, for farting sounds.<br /><br />I pack you into boxes<br />and give you away<br />condoms, small and beige<br /><br />you blow them and<br />stick them on the curtain rails<br />can you see me yet<br />my saliva is all over the inside<br />mixing with yours<br /><br />the sunlight shines through<br />gobby lava lamp shines<br />your childrens birthday party<br />with a shadow of phelgm cast over it<br />like a hospital lab.<br /><br />but dont be sad, they will pop soon<br />saliva spreading and filling the room<br />my cold sicks up on your furniture,<br />you slowly wither, and grow green<br />all because i didnt read the book on hygieneUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-89054798260742444192008-09-04T10:05:00.000-07:002008-09-04T10:17:02.388-07:00Never Miss A Beat<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BylZ3E7h_mQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BylZ3E7h_mQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Like it, worried they will do an ashcroft though, essentially it is an idiot rant as a song.<br /><br />already radio one were like, oh, i had crisps for my tea. wikkid.<br /><br />cockshiners.<br /><br /><br /><br />fucking tools.<br /><br />SILVER BULLETS.<br /><br />EVERYBODY IS AWARE OF ME,<br />LIVING THROUGH BROKEN BIOLOGY<br />DISCOVERED THROUGH ASTRONOMY<br />IAM WHAT CAN NOT BE<br /><br />DISCOVERED<br />UNCOVERED<br />INFECTED<br />THE WOUNDS OF THE NATION ARE SEPTIC<br /><br />EVERYBODY IS AFRAID OF ME<br />STALKING THE CITYS/NEW DISEASE<br />INCREASING THE SIZE OF MY FAMILY<br />IAM WHAT CAN NOT BE<br /><br /><br />DISCOVERED<br />UNCOVERED<br />INFECTED<br />THE WOUNDS OF THE NATION ARE SEPTIC<br /><br />SILVER BULLETS, WONT EVEN STOP ME<br />I AM A ROCKET, I AM ATROCITY<br /><br />SILVER BULLETS.<br /><br />UNDONE AS A CREASE I SUFFER IN DEFEAT<br />A MEAT OF COMPLACENCY SITS AT MY FEET<br />A NATION DEVOURED NEVER BEEN SO PROUD<br />INTO THE NIGHT THE URBAN WOLF HOWLS<br /><br /><br /> DISCOVERED<br /> UNCOVERED<br /> INFECTED<br /> THE WOUNDS OF THE NATION ARE SEPTIC<br /><br />SILVER BULLETS, USE THEM WELL<br />UNLESS WE ARE TO SUFFER THIS HELL<br /><br />SI<br />LV<br />ER<br />BU<br />LL<br />ET<br />S.<br /><br />Mario Party was delayed for release in england because it had spastic on the box and they had to replace it with erratic<br /><br />dunno why spastic is a much better word, apparently though its offensive, only if it is used offensively, i doubt it said<br /><br />"mario spastic party<br /><br />play as mario as a spastic.<br /><br />play as waluigi, the spastic"<br /><br /><br />i bet it was<br /><br />"Mario Party even suitable for spastics"<br /><br />thats not offensive, its just informative.......<br /><br />if anything erratic, just makes it sound absurd<br /><br />"Mario party even suitable for erratic people"<br /><br /><br />IF I SEE ANOTHER ADVERT FOR UGLY BETTY I WILL SHIT MY MIND AND THROW IT AWAY, WELL I WONT BE DOING THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-23004941843577650722008-09-03T10:12:00.000-07:002008-09-03T10:26:01.398-07:00being famoushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGq-9X3ho7U&feature=related<br /><br />theres about 10 of them, really worth the watch<br />watching alan moore videos is interesting he is interesting<br /><br /><br />being famous<br />heads up your anus<br />the plague of cameras<br />like bees made of light<br />beams of light fight you<br />the tabloids glare at your<br />fat<br />pudgy<br />racist<br /><br />face<br /><br />alright, dont worry about it<br />hide, you still want the stars<br />hiding in cheap bars,<br />telling anyone who will notice<br />embracing the floating voters<br />they still didnt like you,<br />the tv crews didnt neither<br />even though they plied you with cream buns<br />and squeezed you<br />2 kisses on your cheek<br />the apathy of it all<br /><br />you stand on the balls of your feet<br />get your head above the crowd<br />you're queuing for the toilet now<br />the turtle head of fame is poking out<br />shit and scream, stab and shout<br />the craze is dying the year is through<br />what once was you is someone new<br />OK a last ditch, what the fuck did you do for christmas<br />dressed up as a whore, doing the dishes<br />who is really interested,<br />who is?<br />the slabs of...<br />you cant describe them, you thrive on them<br />you fuck them for cash with your eyes<br />the magazines advertise your assests, your only ones<br />in glossy glory, a haunting story<br />you're either selling your body or your pride<br />failing to cover up<br />like a fat seal pup about to be clubbed<br />you fall out of a sordid scandal<br />innocent and naive, or so it seems<br />creating your own demise to thrive on their grief<br /><br />a black eye or a smack you didnt ask for it<br />the publicity men said it was worth its wait in gold<br />you cant keep up with them<br />the talented<br />IS IT ironic that your fame is from reality<br />only likeable compared to few,<br />the public was forced to like you.<br /><br />you didnt realise the truth,<br />a host of a bizarre troop<br />your next challenge a nazi tattoo,<br /><br />when will you stop,<br />smoking crack rocks<br /><br /><br /><br />0----------------------0<br />thats a really long ranty one isnt it.<br /><br />the oven broke half through yorkshire puddings so they were fried.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-85318421034820679152008-09-03T09:58:00.001-07:002008-09-03T09:58:50.557-07:00me reading blogs and copying things from blogs for other people to read<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="key=47d8df4123"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=47d8df4123" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:center;width: 464px;">See more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">funny videos</a> at Funny or Die</div><br /><br />aceUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-85100322195698240152008-09-03T09:20:00.000-07:002008-09-03T09:35:26.728-07:00Zack & MiriZack & Miri Trailer Up, watched it, it is amazing, I think Kevin Smith is literally some kind of god<br /><br />http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/zachmiripornposter.jpg<br />also watch the trailer @filmdrunk.com<br /><br />Seth Rogen is upthere with Jeff Anderson with the born for smith dialogue voice.<br /><br />His act has always been very Smith-esque, his delivery of the back to the future dialogue with paul rudd being the funniest bit of knocked up by a long way.<br /><br />knocked up is alright, overlong though, and katherine heigl has an annoying face, its like god designed her face by drawing a circle and then throwing the bits for a face as close to the middle as possible. from certain angles she is attractive the most of the time though she looks like the plate faces in POD<br /><br />Hey sing something douchebag<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q8TCeWhFYIU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Q8TCeWhFYIU&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I didnt do the fucking LOL, i am not against lol, its just that the statement isnt funny.<br /><br /><br />turns out as well i cant get away with saying douchebag or cockshiner<br /><br />I did invent dickeyes though, so the world of insults goes around.<br /><br />NB if anyone reads this and can find a recorded use of dickeyes let me know, i might patent the word, it is pretty badass.<br /><br />Golf, whats the point?<br /><br />I mean, if its not cool and alice cooper does it, whats the fucking point of it.<br />i once knocked myself out playing goodlf, i fucking was playing keepy uppy with a golf club, did like 3 (i know, great) and then keeped the club uppy into my eye knocking me out.<br /><br />it hurt..<br /><br /><br />still havent seen hellboy 2 yet... grr.<br />but pineapple express is out soon, am looking forward to that<br /><br />yorkshire puddings with tea.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-66379888785416494882008-09-01T11:17:00.003-07:002008-09-01T11:17:55.531-07:00is there anybody out thereoff to the pub, they dont have the dwarves on the jukebox, which is lame,<br /><br />the dwarves kick ass. fact.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-67154902428040300602008-08-31T12:28:00.000-07:002008-08-31T12:45:42.963-07:00Extras<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2119778239_c99954b30c.jpg?v=0"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2006/2119778239_c99954b30c.jpg?v=0" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />For a first picture i didnt know just what to choose, but a picture of the lamb was the right one to go for, yes its about extras again, but it is amazing<br /><br />from the perspective of wannabe writer and tv comedy fan, it hits all the right buttons, the cameos are pitch perfect (patrick stewart is amazing, he also shares the same birthday as me, as does harrison ford and x-pac) my birthday is the best.<br /><br />ashley jensen is amazing, why is she is ugly betty, the most boring tv programme ever.<br /><br />ricky gervais is amazing, one of the most intelligent and direct writers/performers ever, i dont think many can compare with him. extras is everything british tv should be, ie not try to be american, its intelligence is in its distance, it doesnt avoid the punchline or the pun, but it delivers them in such a way that you feed on them, waiting for the lines, waiting for andy millman t0 take his turn.<br /><br />the fact that the bbc let them get away with the comedy department ripping, is cringefully accurate, with the bbcs schedule firing us tosh like the wrong door, trexx and flipside (the fact i say this is shit considering one of them is in the jokers gang and rich fulcher is involved is a brown streak of shitty approval), catherine tate, my family (the longest running thing they have, fucking hell)<br /><br />admirably, lee macks not going out was watchable 9pm friday tv not without its faults, but macks charm pushed an average mbb/gameon style setup into the chuckle, but the bbc pushes the wrong things, currently all they have is the panel shows<br /><br />would i lie to you<br />mock the week<br />QI<br />and the ever strong buzzcocks (or bailey, jupituss and idiot)<br /><br /><br />mitchell and webb & boosh sticking around in no mans land<br /><br />m&b the only decent thing they have on 2, the show that as a youth fed me shooting stars and absolute power and alan partridge<br /><br />tv is missing you reeves/mortimer/coogan<br /> come back, partridges nasal whine breaking the 2 idents would be a rallying call for quality, the stott brothers squeal would make me complete.<br /><br />bbc give up, sketch shows are over, till the fast show returns, whitehouse and enfield return, whilst watered down for them was still the best thing you've fed us on mainstream tv in a while.<br /><br /><br />If you want, go elsewhere go american, sarah silverman show has not been picked up for uk broadcast and i'm desperate to see that, be adventerous, be intelligent, but for fucks sake do something actually entertaining with the 4 of hours of giggles you put on.<br /><br />forced back arrested development<br /><br />arrested developementUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-2847465525983413602008-08-30T13:18:00.000-07:002008-08-30T13:28:07.862-07:00cr8-yr-0wn-pzzadeep pan<br />bbq sauce<br />cheese<br />hickory steak<br />jalepenos<br />chili beef<br />rashers of bacon<br />more cheese<br /><br /><br /><br />supermarket boy, eyes as pale as the moon<br />face with as many craters<br />every weekend trapped inside a glass paneled bakery<br />the music you listen to is constructed from fakery<br />cheap cheery hip hop, sold by the weight<br />electro and rock developed by snakes<br /><br />snakey industry devils in whos tunes you revel<br />melting your earwax with septic levels...<br /><br />of volume,<br />of purity,<br />of what you should feel<br />stuck in the middle<br />you have stolen the wheel<br />the songs say love her, even through it all<br />the times she cupped your best mates balls<br />a fool, you glance behind the saucered<br />eyes<br /><br />reflected on the glass your spots seem enormous<br />the mirrored glass is the thing that caused this<br /><br />they can see you work they say<br />they can be involved in the process<br />you just flick switches and fuck with the voltage<br /><br />baguette<br />baguette,<br />croissant... better yet<br /><br />maybe you'll so doughnuts, put em in your pocket and go home<br />call Danni on the phone and meet her at the park<br /><br />the doughnuts you made in the shape of a heart<br />she turns away with her face like you farted<br />an abstract description, but we know where it started<br />the beans for lunch and the eggs for tea<br />for you for her, its better to leave<br /><br />rejected, alone, you move through the park<br />theres a hole in the donuts and in your heartUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2941218021263212463.post-47661148288726141292008-08-30T05:23:00.000-07:002008-08-30T05:33:19.962-07:00ExtrasIs so amazing, it really is one of the best television programmes ever made<br /><br /><br />Keep Pulling me hair out, i dunno why feel quite odd, feel like i am malting.<br /><br />-------------------------<br /><br />sickly politician feeding on celebrity<br />societys thoughts ruled by the heat<br />a flame or a spark of a cosmetic smile<br />gains a mile on the campaign trail<br />a trial, mislead, something else to be,<br />celebrity news infiltrates the bbc<br />bye bye shipping reports,<br /><br />lost thoughts turn to<br />whos wearing what,<br />the price of shoes<br /><br />plastic, antagonistic feet, stomp the stores<br />woolworths is losing the political war,<br /><br />we fade away, commerical gain is king,<br />not voting for who does the right thing,<br />but for who can promote the best chicken wings,<br /><br />The tv votes are piling in,<br />the show is the thing,<br />seedy judges with tiny eyes<br />pantomime the reasons why,<br />making it clear for the hairgelled masses<br />home from school confused by english classes<br /><br /><br />like the street before it becomes all alike,<br />feeding parliament with neon lights,<br />no one cares about equality<br />its more about buy one, get one freeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0