what is this about?
17 years ago
Monday, 20 October 2008
Thursday, 9 October 2008
one day festival
Metallica
Mighty Boosh
Megadeth
David Cross
Queens Of The Stone Age
Ricky Gervais
Pipettes
Evile
Ross Noble
Fozzy
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9h16JTxOUU&feature=related
after meeting rich ward i am on a bit of an obsession.
the picture i took turned out shit though.
Mighty Boosh
Megadeth
David Cross
Queens Of The Stone Age
Ricky Gervais
Pipettes
Evile
Ross Noble
Fozzy
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9h16JTxOUU&feature=related
after meeting rich ward i am on a bit of an obsession.
the picture i took turned out shit though.
The Sarah Silverman Program Series 1
As a series, the show is both hit and miss.
MISSES
The humour is not really as strong as SS stand up work, it is hard to transform her humour into a sitcom format though.
Underused cast, Brian Posehn is criminally underused, but he is easily one of the top 5 standups of all time so thats probably why. Live In Nerd Rage is one of the best stand up cds ever imo.
Dodgy act formula, shitty american break fades in a tv show suck. ruin everything american. fading to black is not an appropriate act break
broad humour. the show drifts from extreme and sublime to middling fart gags (and i love farts)
The songs grate on me a bit, i'm sure if you love josh whedon you'll love the arrangements, on the big songs anyway (poop song and the lesbian song are good) but sarah silverman sings like josh whedon songs. all american musical shit. annoys me. but the gags are always good/
HIT
when its funny its really funny
Sarah Silverman: If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, we'll be able to put everyone with AIDS on the moon!
the cast. it has brian fucking posehn and zach galafinakis in it. as well as sarah silverman, its only missing patton and david cross and its like the coolest american comedians ever. (Demetri suits FotC better)
Karate Lessons, every episode apart from the 'first' non pilot are really good.
the subverting/inverting eating the sitcom spitting out the format thing, it is sitcom and then abuses it, but then is a sitcom, its odd, but good.
sarah silverman, she just is great, even when she is bad she is funny. so it doesnt matter.
the loch ness monster
"i'm gonna change him from a homeless person to a real person"
boundary pushing more aids jokes per minute that aint scene boys going AIDS LOLZ are good.
Sarah Silverman: I've done some drinkin', some druggin'. Tried it in the butt one or nine times.
talking to doug at night
probably being over critical in a world where how i met your mother is being made. but what the hell.
MISSES
The humour is not really as strong as SS stand up work, it is hard to transform her humour into a sitcom format though.
Underused cast, Brian Posehn is criminally underused, but he is easily one of the top 5 standups of all time so thats probably why. Live In Nerd Rage is one of the best stand up cds ever imo.
Dodgy act formula, shitty american break fades in a tv show suck. ruin everything american. fading to black is not an appropriate act break
broad humour. the show drifts from extreme and sublime to middling fart gags (and i love farts)
The songs grate on me a bit, i'm sure if you love josh whedon you'll love the arrangements, on the big songs anyway (poop song and the lesbian song are good) but sarah silverman sings like josh whedon songs. all american musical shit. annoys me. but the gags are always good/
HIT
when its funny its really funny
Sarah Silverman: If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And pretty soon, we'll be able to put everyone with AIDS on the moon!
the cast. it has brian fucking posehn and zach galafinakis in it. as well as sarah silverman, its only missing patton and david cross and its like the coolest american comedians ever. (Demetri suits FotC better)
Karate Lessons, every episode apart from the 'first' non pilot are really good.
the subverting/inverting eating the sitcom spitting out the format thing, it is sitcom and then abuses it, but then is a sitcom, its odd, but good.
sarah silverman, she just is great, even when she is bad she is funny. so it doesnt matter.
the loch ness monster
"i'm gonna change him from a homeless person to a real person"
boundary pushing more aids jokes per minute that aint scene boys going AIDS LOLZ are good.
Sarah Silverman: I've done some drinkin', some druggin'. Tried it in the butt one or nine times.
talking to doug at night
probably being over critical in a world where how i met your mother is being made. but what the hell.
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Boosh
2.
Saw in Both sheffield and motherfucking york. i am one cool dude, even if i do, and i do say so.
that is my braggging out of the way.
i havent done this in a while, but for no reason in particular, i dunno why, i bought a new guitar though, jackson 30je kelly mode. it is fucking awesome, i am feeling a little under the weather.
david cross says he drank for three constant years
shut up you fucking baby is amazing.
tropic thunder - 9/10
same for pineapple express
kiss kiss bang bang is amazing, it is really good /noir,
and rounding off robert downey jr related posts
a scanner darkly.
rdj and woody harrelson steal the film. poor shitty keanu reeves.
also ghot back into gta4. man it is amazing. so good.
stress is becoming of a man.
i eat stress and shit out tiny balls of constipation.
fact.
mAYBE, SOMEDAY I WILL EAT IT ALL AND POOP OUT ALL THE STRESS EVER
POOP IT BACK AND FORTH.
WATCH ME YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW.
EMPIRE DID a top 500 films and i have seen 127 of them, roughly seen more but only like half and shit like that
here are my top 13 right now
scoped out, so its not just kevin smith, GDT, shane meadows and robert rodriguez
person whos films probably wiill be in there when more come out
Rian Johnson
1. Dark Knight - The Best Film Ever, COLD HARD FACT
2. Clerks - Honesty.
3. From Dusk Till Dawn - Tone and style
4. Leon - 3 of the best performances in a film from Oldman/Reno/Portman
5. Empire Strikes Back - a series of down endings
6. Planet Terror - the most fun in a film
7. Brick - Cool dialogue/direction
8. Dead Mans Shoes - Paddy Consadine Fucking Ace
9. Hellboy II: The Golden Army - The best comic book movie ever (DK is not comic book it transcends it)
10. Chasing Amy - WHY EVERY OTHER ROM COM IS SHIT
11. Devils Rejects - I forgot about this and halloween they are up there as greatest films too
12. Halloween - See above
13. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - A great balance to chasing amy, something mainstream done well
Honorable mention 2 V for Vendetta
and watchmen will be in here once i have seen it,.
RERATDED
RETARDED
DTDRERAT
MY COOPY OF SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM HAS SHOWN UP IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO SARAH SILVERMAN IS HERE AND KNOWS HER STAND UP, YOU ARE COOL, IF YOU DONT, I AM COOLER THAN YOU
Jessica Alba Catwoman?
Saw in Both sheffield and motherfucking york. i am one cool dude, even if i do, and i do say so.
that is my braggging out of the way.
i havent done this in a while, but for no reason in particular, i dunno why, i bought a new guitar though, jackson 30je kelly mode. it is fucking awesome, i am feeling a little under the weather.
david cross says he drank for three constant years
shut up you fucking baby is amazing.
tropic thunder - 9/10
same for pineapple express
kiss kiss bang bang is amazing, it is really good /noir,
and rounding off robert downey jr related posts
a scanner darkly.
rdj and woody harrelson steal the film. poor shitty keanu reeves.
also ghot back into gta4. man it is amazing. so good.
stress is becoming of a man.
i eat stress and shit out tiny balls of constipation.
fact.
mAYBE, SOMEDAY I WILL EAT IT ALL AND POOP OUT ALL THE STRESS EVER
POOP IT BACK AND FORTH.
WATCH ME YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW.
EMPIRE DID a top 500 films and i have seen 127 of them, roughly seen more but only like half and shit like that
here are my top 13 right now
scoped out, so its not just kevin smith, GDT, shane meadows and robert rodriguez
person whos films probably wiill be in there when more come out
Rian Johnson
1. Dark Knight - The Best Film Ever, COLD HARD FACT
2. Clerks - Honesty.
3. From Dusk Till Dawn - Tone and style
4. Leon - 3 of the best performances in a film from Oldman/Reno/Portman
5. Empire Strikes Back - a series of down endings
6. Planet Terror - the most fun in a film
7. Brick - Cool dialogue/direction
8. Dead Mans Shoes - Paddy Consadine Fucking Ace
9. Hellboy II: The Golden Army - The best comic book movie ever (DK is not comic book it transcends it)
10. Chasing Amy - WHY EVERY OTHER ROM COM IS SHIT
11. Devils Rejects - I forgot about this and halloween they are up there as greatest films too
12. Halloween - See above
13. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - A great balance to chasing amy, something mainstream done well
Honorable mention 2 V for Vendetta
and watchmen will be in here once i have seen it,.
RERATDED
RETARDED
DTDRERAT
MY COOPY OF SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM HAS SHOWN UP IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO SARAH SILVERMAN IS HERE AND KNOWS HER STAND UP, YOU ARE COOL, IF YOU DONT, I AM COOLER THAN YOU
Jessica Alba Catwoman?
Thursday, 18 September 2008
Gospel
The Virgin Mary appeared before me and raped me.
david cross is really fu(cking)nny (does that work, no i guess not)
Watched rocknrolla last night
positives
toby kebbell (as good as he is in dms)
tom wilkinson on top form
humour like lsa2sb and snatch
in general a return to form
negatives
starts well ends appallingly, looks like it could be a good ending and then just sets its self up for a sequel, but no real concrete ending, it just kind of shoots its self in the foot.
guitar stand didnt turn up today, but did, i rang up to rebook and the woman couldnt understand i was okay with leaving it in the back garden, it was a sugar shit nightmare, the good gthing being though that the computer i talked to was well good, it actually understood what i was saying. and i mumble a lot.
PLASE TELL ME YR POSTCODE
DONT SAY A FOR APEL JUST SAY THE LETTARS
a for apple, what the fuck
I SAD DONT SAY A FOR APPEL
a for apple...
I. I
a.
A FOR APPEL
you're doing it now
EXCLUDE ME FROM THE VINTAGER, HELPING SOME OF THE OTHER 5 BIKLION PEOPLE ON PLANET
sorry, can i speak to a real person now
______________________________________________________
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CARRRRRRRRRRRT
electricity make me a ghost, power my little golf cart as i glide around
shopping centre security at its finest, i geordie green am one solid gold pimp,
fucking wheels on the kerb shit, something, shouldnt have drank so much
drinking on the job is easy through this night though, i am a solid gold pimp
may i never fucking, rust, does gold rust... do the old rust? shit i am good
must mop the skidmarks up later, no one will know then, the bump will pop out
fuckinh chipped nailpaints, fucking ar shit, fuck, bumping bollard cock sword
calm down, it'll be okay, just like say a dog jumped out, yeh silly to stress out
fgucba fff, balls, that noise, shit, wait... ... ... no br no broken glass gone yet
just go back to sleep again, shit, what them kids doing. FUCK OFF, all gone.
fucking hell, shit, light, 3,30am, get some coofffeeeee, will be okay, fuck the
cast cart itsall mashed up, i'll be okay, fucking dog jumped out and i swerved
sbs yeah, yeah, i mean it was a fucking huge thing, must have got thrugh fence
i had a look couldnt find out, okay seeya tomorrow night, i am a solid gold pimp
david cross is really fu(cking)nny (does that work, no i guess not)
Watched rocknrolla last night
positives
toby kebbell (as good as he is in dms)
tom wilkinson on top form
humour like lsa2sb and snatch
in general a return to form
negatives
starts well ends appallingly, looks like it could be a good ending and then just sets its self up for a sequel, but no real concrete ending, it just kind of shoots its self in the foot.
guitar stand didnt turn up today, but did, i rang up to rebook and the woman couldnt understand i was okay with leaving it in the back garden, it was a sugar shit nightmare, the good gthing being though that the computer i talked to was well good, it actually understood what i was saying. and i mumble a lot.
PLASE TELL ME YR POSTCODE
DONT SAY A FOR APEL JUST SAY THE LETTARS
a for apple, what the fuck
I SAD DONT SAY A FOR APPEL
a for apple...
I. I
a.
A FOR APPEL
you're doing it now
EXCLUDE ME FROM THE VINTAGER, HELPING SOME OF THE OTHER 5 BIKLION PEOPLE ON PLANET
sorry, can i speak to a real person now
______________________________________________________
----------------------------------------------------------------------
- CART
CARRRRRRRRRRRT
electricity make me a ghost, power my little golf cart as i glide around
shopping centre security at its finest, i geordie green am one solid gold pimp,
fucking wheels on the kerb shit, something, shouldnt have drank so much
drinking on the job is easy through this night though, i am a solid gold pimp
may i never fucking, rust, does gold rust... do the old rust? shit i am good
must mop the skidmarks up later, no one will know then, the bump will pop out
fuckinh chipped nailpaints, fucking ar shit, fuck, bumping bollard cock sword
calm down, it'll be okay, just like say a dog jumped out, yeh silly to stress out
fgucba fff, balls, that noise, shit, wait... ... ... no br no broken glass gone yet
just go back to sleep again, shit, what them kids doing. FUCK OFF, all gone.
fucking hell, shit, light, 3,30am, get some coofffeeeee, will be okay, fuck the
cast cart itsall mashed up, i'll be okay, fucking dog jumped out and i swerved
sbs yeah, yeah, i mean it was a fucking huge thing, must have got thrugh fence
i had a look couldnt find out, okay seeya tomorrow night, i am a solid gold pimp
Monday, 15 September 2008
Mwetallicad
Death Magnetic just gets better with every listen, probably their best album over all, good mix of material.
all nightmare long has probably the best riffs. bouncy. but cyanide is so good, everything is so good, its just amazing.
more shit about wolves
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
pig heart, blood rush through
half true,messages sent from me to you
pinching pounds of pure pain
i am bound to this war again
stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
pregnant pain seeps across
land that weeps when i do not
can your win count as my loss
you cant forgive if you've forgot
prowling proud i hide
behind my teeth and seeded eyes
outside the hills make me a monster
moon strikes full i warn you
stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth
when can it be,
nothing more i see
silver bullet and haunted pride
face the enemy that is inside
stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
all nightmare long has probably the best riffs. bouncy. but cyanide is so good, everything is so good, its just amazing.
more shit about wolves
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
pig heart, blood rush through
half true,messages sent from me to you
pinching pounds of pure pain
i am bound to this war again
stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
pregnant pain seeps across
land that weeps when i do not
can your win count as my loss
you cant forgive if you've forgot
prowling proud i hide
behind my teeth and seeded eyes
outside the hills make me a monster
moon strikes full i warn you
stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth
when can it be,
nothing more i see
silver bullet and haunted pride
face the enemy that is inside
stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free
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