METAL GODS

THE NEW METALLICA ALBUM IS FUCKING AMAZING, THE BOX MAGNETIC IS AMAZING AND A PHOTO WILL BE POSTED.

WILL LISTEN TO THE ALBUM A FEW TIMES BEFORE THE REVIEW

BUT THE NEW GROOVELADEN METALLICA FIRE OUT CLASSIC RIFFS, AS JAEOTRON SAID, ITS THE BEST ALBUM SINCE JUSTICE, ITS NOT A THRASH ALBUM AT ALL, BUT THE BEST MODERN METAL ALBUM

IT TAKES THEIR ORIGINAL ROOTS THROWS IN THE BEST OF THE OLD, CHUG CHUG, AND SLAPS IN SOME DOOM METAL FOR GOOD MEASURE, KIRK HAMMETT SOLOS LIKE HE'S NEVER DONE BEFORE, TRUELY BLENDING HIS SPEED METAL AND BLUES ROOTS IN A WAY THAT MESHES WITH THE NEW VISION FOR METALLICA.

LARS DRUMS.

ENUFF SAID REALLY, THE SNARE DRUM DOESNT SOUND LIKE A DUSTBIN LID.

HETFIELD FUCKS SHIT UP, LYRICALLY HE IS ON FORM. "INCINERATE CELEBRITY". END OF THE LINE IS PROBABLY THE STRONGEST FROM MY OPINION.

CANT HEAR MUCH BASS BUTS WHATS NEW FOR TALLICA, LIVE IS WHERE TRUJILLO COMES INTO HIS OWN, BUT HIS WORK WITH SUICIDAL TENDANCIES CLEARLY POPS INTO THE GROOVE FACTOR


HERES HEAVY METAL AND HERES WHY ITS GOOD:
http://www.nme.com/news/iron-maiden/39699

WHICH LOSER INDIE BAND HAS DONE THAT,. URR NONE, DISCO CANT FLY PLANES, YOU TWATS.

P-DIDDY FUCKER THOUGHT HE HAD A PLANE, DIDN'T. D-THE I- THE DOUBLE D THE WHY?
PRIVATE JET, TIMESHARE

I THINK THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE CLASSIC METAL SHOULD ACTUALLY BE A SUBJECT TAUGHT AT SCHOOL, COS IT FUCKING RULES. I'D'VE GOT LIKE 100/50 ON THAT SHIT THOUGH, LIKE.

FAITH NO MORE / STP KICK ASS. BOUGHT THESE DOUBLE CD THINGS WITH PURPLE/CORE AND ANGEL DUST/REAL THING, FOR A TENNER FROM HMV IN LIVERPOOL ONE (NOW NUMBER ONE HMV)


SOLO....

FOR A guitar USER I SURE DEFAULT TO AIR DRUMS, I KICK ASS ON AIR DRUMS, SHIT ON REAL DRUMS. PROBLY WHY

THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES NEARLY TURNS INTO COMMANDO AT A COUPLE OF POINTS, TALLICA COVERED IT ON ONE OF THE ST.ANGER SINGLES UK CD1 TO BE PRECISE,

WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY - THE RAMONES TRIBUTE BY ROB ZOMBIE, IS THE BEST COVER ALBUM EVER.

NICKED FROM WIKI

RATED OUT OF 10

1. "Havana Affair" - Red Hot Chili Peppers - 9
   
2. "Blitzkrieg Bop" - Rob Zombie -10
   
3. "I Believe in Miracles" - Eddie Vedder & Zeke - 8
   
4. "53rd & 3rd" - Metallica -7 ( I KNOW A PRO TALLIC BLOG N ALL, BUT THE COVERS PROVIDED ON ST ANGER SINGLES COMMANDO/TODAY YOUR LOVE, GLUE, ARE A LOT BETTER)
   
5. "Beat on the Brat" - U2 -6
   
6. "Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?" - KISS - 10 (KISS DO CHEAP POP BETTER THAN ANYONE)
   
7. "The KKK Took My Baby Away" - Marilyn Manson (ABORTION, GET THE DWARVES VERSION, AVAILABLE ON P2P AND INSANITY)
   

1. "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" - Garbage

INTERESTING BUT NOT WORTH DOING, THE VERSION FROM RNR HIGH SCHOOL IS BETTER

1. "Outsider" - Green Day

GD SHOW WHAT THEY ARE, COPYISTS, TAKING IT A COVER AND MAKING IT THEIR BEST SONG

1. "Something to Believe In" - The Pretenders

WANK

1. "Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" - Rancid

MADE ME HATE RANCID, LIKE EM OTHER WISE RUBY SOHO/SALVATION IN PARTICULAR

1. "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" - Pete Yorn

WHY?

1. "I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Offspring

TICKS ALL THE BOXES

1. "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow" - Rooney

ROONEY ARE GOOD, BUT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. FACT.

1. "Return of Jackie & Judy" - Tom Waits

ENTERTAINING

"Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World" - John Frusciante (hidden track)^*


FUNERAL SONG, BEAUTIFUL BUT HORRIBLE



AND OTHERS GET:

"Daytime Dilemma (Dangers of Love)" - Eddie Vedder & Zeke

NEVER HEARD, BUT ITS A BORING SONG NORMALLY


CANT WAIT TO HAVE A NEW MOSH TO TALLICA,


ALSO WENT TO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS T'OTHER DAY

BETTER THAN SUPERBAD ON A PARALELL WITH FSM, WHICH IS NEARLY ON A PAR WITH K.SMITHS WORK, MEANING ZACK AND MIRI IS PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

EVERYONE LEFT BEFORE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS BY HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS STARTED, LOSERS.

Dale Denton: [while hiding in the woods, on the run from Ted's henchmen] Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um...heat-seeking missiles...bloodhounds...and foxes...barracudas...
Dale Denton: I'm just--I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.

I LIKE IMDB AND THE DUDE FROM NORWICH OR WHERE EVER WHO OWNS IT, HE KICKS ASS

Red: You don't think I can handle danger?
Dale Denton: What are you talking about?
Saul: You can.
Red: I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this.
[He shows them his shaved armpits]
Red: You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro.
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

MIGHT CHANGE THE BLOGS NAME TO I CAN TAKE DANGER


I AM IN METALLICA I FUCKING RULE.

WWMD. :)

UNFORGIVEN III - A THREEQUAL TO A SONG THAT RULES, SO GOOD.

WATCHED THE FELLOWSHIP ON SATUDAY
THAT SHIT IS LAME,
SERIOUSLY, NO ONE CARES, BUNCH OF BALLS.
SO BORING, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING MIDGETS COULD SAVE IT

SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IAN
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IAN