Stevens

Elvis Stevens,
The best in our region

king of the quiff
and swivelling of hips

wearing his jumpsuit
it all went wrong

followed him thoroughly
soon became slovenly

anal fissure,
a warning sign

tis not the end of the tale
his life was so frail

the hairs on his chest
were make believe

he imacced a cat
put the remains in a bag
poor little pepe
looked like a shrivelled nut sack

the rspca came to take him away
but the devil had got him with a giant pork pie


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Pork pies ar nice though, this is just a story