Thursday 18 September 2008

what video games was hitler playing

Gospel

The Virgin Mary appeared before me and raped me.

david cross is really fu(cking)nny (does that work, no i guess not)

Watched rocknrolla last night

positives

toby kebbell (as good as he is in dms)
tom wilkinson on top form
humour like lsa2sb and snatch
in general a return to form

negatives
starts well ends appallingly, looks like it could be a good ending and then just sets its self up for a sequel, but no real concrete ending, it just kind of shoots its self in the foot.

guitar stand didnt turn up today, but did, i rang up to rebook and the woman couldnt understand i was okay with leaving it in the back garden, it was a sugar shit nightmare, the good gthing being though that the computer i talked to was well good, it actually understood what i was saying. and i mumble a lot.

PLASE TELL ME YR POSTCODE
DONT SAY A FOR APEL JUST SAY THE LETTARS

a for apple, what the fuck

I SAD DONT SAY A FOR APPEL

a for apple...

I. I

a.

A FOR APPEL

you're doing it now

EXCLUDE ME FROM THE VINTAGER, HELPING SOME OF THE OTHER 5 BIKLION PEOPLE ON PLANET

sorry, can i speak to a real person now
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  1. CART
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CARRRRRRRRRRRT


electricity make me a ghost, power my little golf cart as i glide around
shopping centre security at its finest, i geordie green am one solid gold pimp,

fucking wheels on the kerb shit, something, shouldnt have drank so much
drinking on the job is easy through this night though, i am a solid gold pimp

may i never fucking, rust, does gold rust... do the old rust? shit i am good
must mop the skidmarks up later, no one will know then, the bump will pop out

fuckinh chipped nailpaints, fucking ar shit, fuck, bumping bollard cock sword
calm down, it'll be okay, just like say a dog jumped out, yeh silly to stress out

fgucba fff, balls, that noise, shit, wait... ... ... no br no broken glass gone yet
just go back to sleep again, shit, what them kids doing. FUCK OFF, all gone.

fucking hell, shit, light, 3,30am, get some coofffeeeee, will be okay, fuck the
cast cart itsall mashed up, i'll be okay, fucking dog jumped out and i swerved

sbs yeah, yeah, i mean it was a fucking huge thing, must have got thrugh fence
i had a look couldnt find out, okay seeya tomorrow night, i am a solid gold pimp

Monday 15 September 2008

Mwetallicad

Death Magnetic just gets better with every listen, probably their best album over all, good mix of material.

all nightmare long has probably the best riffs. bouncy. but cyanide is so good, everything is so good, its just amazing.

more shit about wolves

four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free

pig heart, blood rush through
half true,messages sent from me to you
pinching pounds of pure pain
i am bound to this war again

stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth

four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free

pregnant pain seeps across
land that weeps when i do not
can your win count as my loss
you cant forgive if you've forgot

prowling proud i hide
behind my teeth and seeded eyes
outside the hills make me a monster
moon strikes full i warn you

stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth

when can it be,
nothing more i see
silver bullet and haunted pride
face the enemy that is inside

stuck fast, i search
what is it worth
stuck fast, i search
howling, from my bitter birth

four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free

four words, i fall down
a heart beats fast
i hit the ground
war head, is nothing less
screaming in agony,
somebody set him free

Sunday 14 September 2008

spider webs

SPIDER WEBS, CRIPPLE LEGS

SHE FELL BEFORE
THERE WAS NOTHING MORE

I MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE, BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

I TOUCHED HELL AND FELL BACK
I TOUCHED HELL AND FELL BACK

I WAS WRONG,
HELL BELONGS INSIDE ME
DECAPITATED WITH RENNIES
I AM RETARDED
NO ANTIBIOTICS
MONKEY IN THE TRAIN WINDOW
LIKE YOU WANTED

INDIGESTION, A LESSON NEVER LEARNT
BUTCHERED ALL ABOVE
IN THE NAME OF LOVE
HUNGER FOR SOMETHING ELSE
BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

PUB QUIZ MACHINE
FELL APART
"DO YOU HAVE A HEART?"

SHIT HAPPENED
I AM A DISCIPLE, BELIEVING IN THE FAMOUS FIVE,
FICTIONAL SAINT BY A NON BELIEVER
MAYBE YOU'LL WAKE UP

MAYBE YOU'LL WAKE UP
WAKE UP
MAY BE
M
AY
BE
YOU'LL JUST TAKE IT OVER
GIVE IT TO YOUR SAVIOR
ON PAROLE FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR


WHO SAYS WHAT HAPPPENS
LOBOTOMISED BY CHANNEL 4
TAKING MORE AND MORE
NO NEED TO SETTLE THIS
MET A GIRL WHO COULD EAT MY FIST
REVENGE IS A PRODUCT OF A PATENT

GREED AND EMPATHY
CHOKING ON PETROL FUMES
MAGIC MUSHROOMS
PUBLIC TOILET
CELEBRITY CANNOT AVOID IT

METAL GODS

THE NEW METALLICA ALBUM IS FUCKING AMAZING, THE BOX MAGNETIC IS AMAZING AND A PHOTO WILL BE POSTED.

WILL LISTEN TO THE ALBUM A FEW TIMES BEFORE THE REVIEW

BUT THE NEW GROOVELADEN METALLICA FIRE OUT CLASSIC RIFFS, AS JAEOTRON SAID, ITS THE BEST ALBUM SINCE JUSTICE, ITS NOT A THRASH ALBUM AT ALL, BUT THE BEST MODERN METAL ALBUM

IT TAKES THEIR ORIGINAL ROOTS THROWS IN THE BEST OF THE OLD, CHUG CHUG, AND SLAPS IN SOME DOOM METAL FOR GOOD MEASURE, KIRK HAMMETT SOLOS LIKE HE'S NEVER DONE BEFORE, TRUELY BLENDING HIS SPEED METAL AND BLUES ROOTS IN A WAY THAT MESHES WITH THE NEW VISION FOR METALLICA.

LARS DRUMS.

ENUFF SAID REALLY, THE SNARE DRUM DOESNT SOUND LIKE A DUSTBIN LID.

HETFIELD FUCKS SHIT UP, LYRICALLY HE IS ON FORM. "INCINERATE CELEBRITY". END OF THE LINE IS PROBABLY THE STRONGEST FROM MY OPINION.

CANT HEAR MUCH BASS BUTS WHATS NEW FOR TALLICA, LIVE IS WHERE TRUJILLO COMES INTO HIS OWN, BUT HIS WORK WITH SUICIDAL TENDANCIES CLEARLY POPS INTO THE GROOVE FACTOR


HERES HEAVY METAL AND HERES WHY ITS GOOD:
http://www.nme.com/news/iron-maiden/39699


WHICH LOSER INDIE BAND HAS DONE THAT,. URR NONE, DISCO CANT FLY PLANES, YOU TWATS.

P-DIDDY FUCKER THOUGHT HE HAD A PLANE, DIDN'T. D-THE I- THE DOUBLE D THE WHY?
PRIVATE JET, TIMESHARE

I THINK THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE CLASSIC METAL SHOULD ACTUALLY BE A SUBJECT TAUGHT AT SCHOOL, COS IT FUCKING RULES. I'D'VE GOT LIKE 100/50 ON THAT SHIT THOUGH, LIKE.

FAITH NO MORE / STP KICK ASS. BOUGHT THESE DOUBLE CD THINGS WITH PURPLE/CORE AND ANGEL DUST/REAL THING, FOR A TENNER FROM HMV IN LIVERPOOL ONE (NOW NUMBER ONE HMV)


SOLO....

FOR A guitar USER I SURE DEFAULT TO AIR DRUMS, I KICK ASS ON AIR DRUMS, SHIT ON REAL DRUMS. PROBLY WHY

THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES NEARLY TURNS INTO COMMANDO AT A COUPLE OF POINTS, TALLICA COVERED IT ON ONE OF THE ST.ANGER SINGLES UK CD1 TO BE PRECISE,

WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY - THE RAMONES TRIBUTE BY ROB ZOMBIE, IS THE BEST COVER ALBUM EVER.

NICKED FROM WIKI

RATED OUT OF 10

  1. "Havana Affair" - Red Hot Chili Peppers - 9
  2. "Blitzkrieg Bop" - Rob Zombie -10
  3. "I Believe in Miracles" - Eddie Vedder & Zeke - 8
  4. "53rd & 3rd" - Metallica -7 ( I KNOW A PRO TALLIC BLOG N ALL, BUT THE COVERS PROVIDED ON ST ANGER SINGLES COMMANDO/TODAY YOUR LOVE, GLUE, ARE A LOT BETTER)
  5. "Beat on the Brat" - U2 -6
  6. "Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio?" - KISS - 10 (KISS DO CHEAP POP BETTER THAN ANYONE)
  7. "The KKK Took My Baby Away" - Marilyn Manson (ABORTION, GET THE DWARVES VERSION, AVAILABLE ON P2P AND INSANITY)
  1. "I Just Wanna Have Something To Do" - Garbage
INTERESTING BUT NOT WORTH DOING, THE VERSION FROM RNR HIGH SCHOOL IS BETTER
  1. "Outsider" - Green Day
GD SHOW WHAT THEY ARE, COPYISTS, TAKING IT A COVER AND MAKING IT THEIR BEST SONG
  1. "Something to Believe In" - The Pretenders
WANK
  1. "Sheena Is a Punk Rocker" - Rancid
MADE ME HATE RANCID, LIKE EM OTHER WISE RUBY SOHO/SALVATION IN PARTICULAR
  1. "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" - Pete Yorn
WHY?
  1. "I Wanna Be Sedated" - The Offspring
TICKS ALL THE BOXES
  1. "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow" - Rooney
ROONEY ARE GOOD, BUT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. FACT.
  1. "Return of Jackie & Judy" - Tom Waits
ENTERTAINING

"Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World" - John Frusciante (hidden track)*


FUNERAL SONG, BEAUTIFUL BUT HORRIBLE



AND OTHERS GET:

"Daytime Dilemma (Dangers of Love)" - Eddie Vedder & Zeke

NEVER HEARD, BUT ITS A BORING SONG NORMALLY


CANT WAIT TO HAVE A NEW MOSH TO TALLICA,


ALSO WENT TO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS T'OTHER DAY

BETTER THAN SUPERBAD ON A PARALELL WITH FSM, WHICH IS NEARLY ON A PAR WITH K.SMITHS WORK, MEANING ZACK AND MIRI IS PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

EVERYONE LEFT BEFORE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS BY HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS STARTED, LOSERS.

Dale Denton: [while hiding in the woods, on the run from Ted's henchmen] Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um...heat-seeking missiles...bloodhounds...and foxes...barracudas...
Dale Denton: I'm just--I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.

I LIKE IMDB AND THE DUDE FROM NORWICH OR WHERE EVER WHO OWNS IT, HE KICKS ASS

Red: You don't think I can handle danger?
Dale Denton: What are you talking about?
Saul: You can.
Red: I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this.
[He shows them his shaved armpits]
Red: You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro.
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

MIGHT CHANGE THE BLOGS NAME TO I CAN TAKE DANGER


I AM IN METALLICA I FUCKING RULE.

WWMD. :)

UNFORGIVEN III - A THREEQUAL TO A SONG THAT RULES, SO GOOD.

WATCHED THE FELLOWSHIP ON SATUDAY
THAT SHIT IS LAME,
SERIOUSLY, NO ONE CARES, BUNCH OF BALLS.
SO BORING, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING MIDGETS COULD SAVE IT

SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IAN
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IAN