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bATTUBER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_-NEBvaJHM


I think the trailers for dark knight, are better than most films, but this is by far the best.

Dominos exclusive?

wehat pizza and batman.

shit, just got real.

I dont think i have been as excited for anything as i have been for DK.

I think it could possibly be the biggest thing to ever happen in the world, it is pretty amazing.

I cant wait for it, and then my gf will no longer have my speculation filling here ears.

who dies, rachel dawes?

PRESUME SO would make sensse...

Aaron Eckhart is amazing in thank you for smoking.

Jason reitman is amazing though.. TYFS is a quality flick. cant wait for reitmans next film either, what does he do after juno.


Thank You For Smoking is the story Nick Naylor tobacco lobbyist and his way of weaving the world around him, its hard not to side with naylor as eckharts charm basically eats you alive, the script and v/o ooze out of the screen and it has one of the best supporting casts ever, Katie Holmes acting. people forget shes actually good. Too much strange news.

Youtuber

Not normally a jimmy carr fan, what happens when you tube the prof.

Made me smile.

Had crispy pancakes for tea, they were great chips and beans.

Burgers

Saw sean the cat tonight and fed him some kitekat. he's losing weight, sean is a neighbours cat who comes around our house to say hullo and mooch our food off us. i like him, but he's basically the cat equivalent of a beggar, or like a greedy friend.

he's not chubby though, so maybe actually no one loves him. he's nice though, so i dont see why that would be the case,

must be difficult being a cat in summer, fur must be a nightmare

three things i dislike about summer:
the heat
everywhere seems busier
ice cream melts faster

seriously what is the point in eating ice cream in summer (to cool you down, NO, it doesnt, you just get runny goo all over yourself, eat a bit of roast beef, it will raise your temperature and make you at one with the warmth.)

keep yourself hydrated, peanuts are not hydrating, i found this out after eating them on a trip out to the desert, i ended up so thirsty i drank my own piss. i did it like this, what i did was was fill one hand with sand and placed a bowl i was carrying on the ground, i them pissed into the sand hand which filtered out any lumps of bacteria and then i drank the piss that had fell in the bowl, it still tasted like piss, but it hydrated me.

i wouldn't reccomend doing this in reality, for the desert was in my head and the story was in my dreams.

Also in the desert was Shane Ritchie and he was balancing puppets on his fathers back (his father was a cat with a sad look on its face)


Tonight I will be munching:



Burgers. like this:
from bottom to top

Bread
Burger
JD sauce
Cheese
Bacon
Fried Onion/Apples
Mayo
Bread

I think burgers maybe taking over from pizza as my favourite food, but pizza burgers are my favourite, they sell them in toystory, well in pizza planet restaurant at disneyland,

pizza
burger
pizza


Poem:

Maybe beats taste like sweets
and you are my oven.
The truth it seems is never apparent,
I am nothing but the sea
and the child dance upon my belly.


Jim Juggins, Age 13

Bruce rode his diamante tiger into the bleeding heart of the sun, his mind whirred with the futility of it all, it started out as a simple night's shopping but alas nothing is as simple as it looks. the washing machine was out of stock and the trolley man wouldnt let him strap Hassgard to the trolley post. Bruce had even offered him a pound for this. The tracks passed into the blackness as the sun grew in front of Bruces eyes. All in all he had struggled with the subways album, the raw energy of their earlier days neuteured by big time production. He had chained Hassgard to a stationary car and ventured inside. Too many acoustic songs sucked away at the record, leaving too much of a difference between the fast(ish) songs and the slow ones, the main problem being that it makes all the songs sound the same, and prevents the album from gaining any momentum. The sun was cold this close Bruce presumed this was the sign of his brain melting. My initial feelings for the new album were immediately grinding down from optimism thanks to the atrocity of girls and boys, a song based around the dullest chorus the subways have ever written. kalifornia and shake shake were the stand out tracks, everyone else favourite i wont let you down, is a great riff attached to a poor song. The better points of the album aren't even included for uk listeners, streetfighter and the other song, they are good. OBSESSION is good, motorhead lite until the jangly bits, overall i dont think its worth the three year wait, it might be an album ruined by time, i look forward to hearing new songs at reading this summer to convert me to the new album, before that happens i will be eating the cheese of disappointment on the crackers of predictability. hassgard turned around, bruce ate sun pie until his mind turned to jam and fucked itself

VELOCITTY

THE NEXT ITEM IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN FREETRANSLATION VISION.


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The hands tell me to invade.

Click these:

The News read for a prostitute.

The dyslexic Boy does not Leave anything to Happen

These they are not true ties, but they imagine if they were, the vulgar news that would sprinkle, oooh the news.











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I struggled to name this thing, i didnt know what to call it, you know its like what do i call it, and i sat for ages trying to think of something, i didnt so i nicked it from somewhere else

i never thought i would blog, i will try and keep as much of it in lowercase as possible as you appear clever as you are being like all breaking the grammar conventions, fuck this shit, lets go back and put a p in grammpar now its gramppar not grammpar. spekll, etc.

Currently i am enjoying a variety of things, which i will no doubt whine on about on here, like i am some kind of intelligent sentient being made of metal with 8 tentacles forcing in informatioo into my brain, music/books/film/games/food/drink/comedy/eight.

My existence is punctuated by flatulence, which means some of my sentences come out like this '...}];;.

i enjoy balancing coins on my finger tips, it makes me feel like i have 5 tiny queens growing out of the palm of my hands and that is truely a magical feeling.

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my hands are telling me to invade.

Click these:

The News read by a prostitute.

Dyslexic Child Leaves Nothing to Chance

These aren't real links, but imagine if they were, the tawdry news they would spill, oooh the news.