Thursday 11 September 2008

Christ Compels you

They explode and i wheeze and vomit
my belly expands and sick mixes with the blood in my eyes
hungry it climbs up and smells of floor polish
my teeth clatter to the floor, hooked ended and coated in yellow
the wheelchair across the road skates by me, passenger on the floor
writhing and twisting they pierce me with shrieks of manic rage
the radio excretes snow, and foam gushes from the television set
i begin to float and stiffen i tumble to the floor
i convulse and blood flows up and out of me
feet turn into biro pens bound together with fiishing wires
horses moan with orgasmic pleasure as they fall down the stairs
I wish they'd stop.
I hope they stop.
The dinnerbell rings at half past five.
Everyone climbs into their cars and troops towards ayrs rock,
boats fill the seas and everyone marches foward
towards, on board my eyebrows lactate and i burp out ringtones like a digital canary
greedy bastard children munch on the steel and rust and poop out coins
ayrs rock swells and blemishes, a dalmation of rock
drawn in, we thin out and i push through the squelsch of the rock, cottage cheese.
in the middle now,
it booms and echoes and the sound eats me.
i wish they'd stop.

Tuesday 9 September 2008

Cyanide

http://www.metallica.com/index.asp?item=601167

How awesome that song is is very. it is amazing, it was amazing live, cant wait for a less fuzzy one than this though, so shoddy a version the bit rate is far too low.

rhythmically it is odd for metallica, its a metallica song with a homme groove. which is amazing. bounces along and then pops into the grit your teeth thrash riff. it kicks ass.

i know it wont be here for like friday but i hope death in a box does turn up for then, it would rule.

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5 DISC WHITE ZOMBIE BOXSET OUT FOR CHRISTMASS THIS YEAR. LAURA, YOU'LL READ THIS , ITS KIND OF OBVIOUS BUT HEY OBVIOUS IS OBVIOUS.

FEEL SLIKES IAM SMPELLING OBVIOUS WRONG, BUT PUTTING IT NEAR MISPELT WORDS MAKES IT LOOK CORRECT. WEIRD EH?


apparently the film version of american mcgees Alice is redrafted and they are shopping for a new studio. what chance they'll stand with no nispel and gellar is anyones chance. i mean smg as alice was the selling point of the film. so i dont know what they'll do to get it made. probably someone from something shit.

BATMAN SEQUEL RUMOURS THAT SHOULD BE TRUE.

michael caine has been taking the piss out of the pshoffman penguin and depp riddler rumours. but the daily mail took him seriously. i think it was the mail its normally the mail that is wrong

CASTING DECISIONS:

Steve Buscemi - Riddler (Has to be, would be perfect)
Ellen Page - Robin (Carrie Kelly Robin) - if they do a dark knight returns spin, dead two face and the hunted batman, seem to point to this alongside the sons of batmenesque copycats from dk.)
OR:
Joseph Gordon Levitt - Robin If its a dick grayson robin, or preferably JT, but no jt cos no joker
Sheri Moon Zombie - Catwoman (The only way they could pull off catwoman i think as the way she is, i feel, everyone else would be too straightlaced, cant think of a single actress who is actually better suited. i can think of bigger names, but i dont think they would actually be any good.

on a similar theme

Sid Haig as a mad bastard version of the penguin, would be amazing, but a bit of a stretch as is jonah hill. but alas, they are the two who i think would do an entertaining job.

i wouldnt mind devito again, he was badass in returns.


Watched the lookout last night, was pretty good,

Jeff Daniels would be a good penguin. penguins only person i am stuck on.
Amy Adams is blatantly Poison Ivy.

anyway the lookout, really good gripping film nice and short time span, story had no fat on it, lean little film, JGL was amazing in it, as he tends to be in things, jeff daniels was the real standout though. the poster kind of makes the film out to be something it isnt. cool poses and what not, its not really a cool poses kind of film, it plays like a teenage memento heist movie, okay memory loss is the only thing they have in common but the gritty indie vibe seems to match the tone better. its not a slick heist movie, its a fucked one. i wont spoil the plot, but it is definately worth a watch.

want a new guitar, this one

IN BRUGE QUOTE OF THE DAY:

"Altogether, I've had five pints of beer and six bottles...no...six pints of beer and seven bottles, and you know what? I'm not even pissed."



Clip from six shooter, which is just an ace short film by the same writer/director of inbruges/




The Day that never comes.

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LUKEWARMED KHEMIST
SEDATISED DENTIST
THE KHARMA OF EXISTENCE
A PUNCH FROM WHO MEANT IT
DENTAL HYGIENIST, CLEANING MY FECES
STRUCK OUT, SMACKED AS HE WENT IN WITH
METAL TONGS AND PINK CHUBBY FINGERS IN CONDOM GLOVE
USING PROTECTION HE TOOK IT FROM INSIDE OF ME
THE BEER WASNT STOPPING THE DENTISTRY
GUMS SOB BLOOD AS HE LAUGHS
LOOK LIKE A SLUG CUT IN A HALF
HE REPLACES THESE WITH WOLF TEETH AND SITS AND GUFFAWS
I FART AND BARF AND FALL TO THE FLOOR
THE GAS WEARS OFF.
I STAND AND STRIKE
THE BEER IS SPILT AND MOSS AND FAIRY SKIN COVERS THE HILL
THE RABBIT FALLS AND I TASTE IT,
THE WORK WAS WORTH IT, I AM HUNTING NOW AND NOT HUNGRY
NO MORE LUNCHABLES OR QUEUES
NO MORE MISTAKES ON PCS OR IN BOOKS
NO MORE PLASTERS OF WOUNDS ON FOOT.
I TAKE A SIP AT THE RABBITS BLOOD AND CHASE THE MOON
MCDONALDS SOON
I CAN DO THE DRIVE THRU TOMORROW
NO MORE FULL MOON