Wednesday 20 August 2008

and thats why

i dont like cricket

reading tomorrroooooooooooow

metallica
metallica
metallica

fuck yeah

Tuesday 19 August 2008

list

Some Ideas

A Rodent called Gary rushes to the shops

French Toast

iAN, (how its spelt with the comma) a dentist with epilepsy is forced to do root canal surgery in a nightclub

deaf tennis

bringing fountain pens back, with inkwells.

Guitar Hero for the psp

gloves that you can feel stuff through

hollow holly, the lighter xmas trimming

magic eye being cool again

dog focus on cameras, them cameras dont check for dog faces

nailfiles, long enough to do your toes without like actually having to bend down

a straw as wide as the circumfrance of a glass that narrows to A POINT SO YOU CAN, suck up a drink all in one go

Monday 18 August 2008

Stevens

Elvis Stevens,
The best in our region

king of the quiff
and swivelling of hips

wearing his jumpsuit
it all went wrong

followed him thoroughly
soon became slovenly

anal fissure,
a warning sign

tis not the end of the tale
his life was so frail

the hairs on his chest
were make believe

he imacced a cat
put the remains in a bag
poor little pepe
looked like a shrivelled nut sack

the rspca came to take him away
but the devil had got him with a giant pork pie


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Pork pies ar nice though, this is just a story